SUMMARY

Week 8 of the 2nd half and we are away against McGeehans....their setup certainly left a little to be desired...the ceiling was low...the floor sloped....the lighting wasn't very bright....people didn't observe the don't move while people shoot....but either way it was go time...we only had 3 weeks left including this week to make some noise...well as this half has gone so did last night...we jump out to a 0-5 run....WTF???  we finally get a win...but we lose Eddie to the machines again...no matter what "B" team combination we put out there they just can't seem to find ways to get any wins...me and Johnny were able to carry Teddy's horrific 27 average to 3 wins down the home stretch...so this puts us at 2 winning weeks out of 8 weeks this half...completely unacceptable....anyone have any suggestions on anything we can do to try and right the ship???



THE STATS


FINES (TEAM 23)
thumbsup.thumbsup.  (0-1)



thumbsup.  (2) Ed R (1 C-rule, 1 missed in)
Jeff (1 missed in, 1 squat in cricket)
Kirk (2 missed ins)

thumbsdown. (3+) John (2 under 20, 2 missed ins)
Jr (2 under 20, 1 missed in, 1 squat in cricket)
Ed T (2 under 20, 1 C-rule, 1 missed in)

skippy. (5) Ted (2 under 20, 1 missed in, 2 squats in cricket)

this week we had 23 team fines...8 under 20's...2 C-rules...9 missed ins...0 missed outs....4 squats in cricket...Ted is the winner of the prestigious "Skippy Award" with 5 in fines....if nothing else we should drink good for our 1 and done playoff run that we look like we are having a collision course with...

'01 AVERAGE (TEAM 51.12)
thumbsup.thumbsup.  (>=55) Jeff (72.53) Kirk (54.91)


thumbsup.  (45-54) John (53.72)
Ed T (50.20)


thumbsdown. (40-45) Jr (44.76)



thumbsdown.thumbsdown. (<40) Ed R (37.27)
Ted (27.23)


14 of the past 18 weeks we had a team average over a 50....this week we had a 51.12 team average...1 shooter in the 70's....3 shooter in the 50's...1 shooters under a 45....1 under a 40 average...and 1 shooter under a 30 average....are you f'n kidding me....18 weeks of shooting darts and you average under a 30?  dude get your head out of your a$$ and figure out what is going on....

% OF SHOTS OVER 40 (TEAM 66.14%)
thumbsup.thumbsup.  (>=80%) Kirk (91.30%)
Jeff (90.91%)

thumbsup.  (67-79%)


thumbsdown. (51-67%) Ed T (61.90%)
Jr (60.00%)
John (54.55%)

thumbsdown.thumbsdown. (<=50%) Ed R (37.50%)
Ted (27.27%)



as a team we shot 66.14% of our shots over a 40...we had 2 shooters over 90%...we had 2 shooters over 60%....and 1 shooter over 50%....2 shooters under 40%....43 out of 127 shots under a 40...it really is painful to watch....if you want to piss me off this is the stat that drives me most crazy....remember if you hit 2 singles of what you aim at and keep the other dart on the board you are all but guaranteed to hit over a 40...it really isn't as hard as some of you make it look...

TONS (TEAM 13)
thumbsup.thumbsup.  (>=3) Jeff (8)
John (3)


thumbsup.  (1-2) Ed T (2)



thumbsdown.thumbsdown. (0) Ed R (0) Jr (0)
Ted (0)
Kirk (0)

we hit double digit tons 10 of the past 18 weeks...this week we had 13 team tons...we had 3 shooters with multiple tons....and 4 shooters combine for 0 tons...Ed R, Jr, Ted and Kirk weren't "in the mood" to throw any triple digit scores...

HIGH SCORE (TEAM 152)
thumbsup.thumbsup.  (>100) Jeff (152)
John (102)


thumbsup.  (100) Ed T (100)


thumbsdown. (75-99) Kirk (99)
Jr (79)


thumbsdown.thumbsdown. (<75) Ed R (67)
Ted (60)


2 high tons this week...

LOW GAME AVERAGE (TEAM 34.47)
thumbsup.thumbsup.  (>=50) Jeff (60.50)


thumbsup.  (40-49) Kirk (48.67)



thumbsdown. (30-39) John (32.17) Ed T (31.20)


thumbsdown.thumbsdown. (<30) Jr (29.00)
Ed R (28.20)
Ted (17.40)

1 shooter with a low game average in the 60's....1 shooter with low game average in the 40's....2 shooters with low game average in the 30's....and 3 shooters with a low game average under a 30....

SINGLE DIGIT SCORES (TEAM 4)
thumbsup.thumbsup.  (0) Ed R (0) / John (0) Jr (0) Jeff (0)
Kirk (0)
thumbsdown. (1)



thumbsdown.thumbsdown. (>1) Ed T (7, 2)
Ted (6, 3)


4 single digit scores this week...Ed T threw a 7 and 2....Ted threw a 6, 3....so in 4 rounds we tallyed a total of 18 points...ughghghghghgh.....for the rest of us it's FREE POINTS FRIDAY....

DOUBLE INS (TEAM 8di / 12mi / 40.00%)
thumbsup.thumbsup.  (>=75%) Jeff (4di / 1mi / 80.00%)



thumbsup.  (50-75%) Kirk (3di / 3mi / 50.00%)
Jr (1di / 1mi / 50.00%)


thumbsdown. (1-49%)



thumbsdown.thumbsdown. (0%) Ed R (0di / 1mi / 0.00%)
John (0di / 3mi / 0.00%)
Ed T (0di / 2mi / 0.00%)
Ted (0di / 1mi / 0.00%)

13 out of 18 weeks with single digit missed ins...and this week was not one of them...14 total missed ins this week....we had 3 shooters that went 8-13....and 4 shooters that went 0-7....

DOUBLE OUTS (TEAM 5do / 8mo / 38.46%)
thumbsup.thumbsup.  (>=2) John (2do / 0mo / 100.00%)
Jeff (2do / 1 mo  / 66.67%)


thumbsup.  (1) Kirk (1do / 1mo / 50.00%)



thumbsdown. (0 - only 1 mo)Ed R (0do / 1mo / 0.00%)
Ted (0do / 1mo / 0.00%)


thumbsdown.thumbsdown. (0) Jr (0do / 2mo / 0.00%)
Ed T (0do / 2mo / 0.00%)



this week we had 8 missed outs...but don't let that fool you...all that means is we didn't get down to many outs at all...we only got down to 13 outs in 12 '01 games...that's about 1 out shot on average per '01 game....3 shooter contributed to outs going 5-7....and 4 shooters combined for 0-6....

CRICKET AVERAGE (TEAM 1.87)
thumbsup.thumbsup.  (>=2.50)



thumbsup.  (2.00-2.49) Jr (2.43)
Jeff (2.33)


thumbsdown. (1.50-1.99) Kirk (1.88)
Ed T (1.71)
John (1.67)

thumbsdown.thumbsdown. (<1.50) Ted (1.14)




we hit our goal of a 2.0 team cricket average 9 out of 18 weeks....the week wasn't one of them...we only had a team average of 1.87....only 2 out of 6 shooters over a 2.0 average....only 1 cricket win...

>=3 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 24.39%)
thumbsup.thumbsup.  (>=50%) Jeff (50.00%)


thumbsup.  (30-49%) Jr (42.86%)



thumbsdown. (1-29%) John (16.67%)
Ed T (14.29%)
Ted (14.29%)
Kirk (12.50%)
thumbsdown.thumbsdown. (0%)



10 >= 3-mark rounds...everyone had at least 1 >= 3-mark round...

0 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 6)
thumbsup.thumbsup.  (0) John (0)
Ed T (0)
Kirk (0)

thumbsup.  (0 except 1 at cork)



thumbsdown. (1-2) Jr (1) Jeff (1)


thumbsdown.thumbsdown. (>=3) Ted (2 + 2 at cork)



we had 6 team squats this week...4 were fineable...and 2 were at cork...that's a lot of goose eggs...

WIN PERCENTAGE (TEAM 40.00%)
thumbsup.thumbsup.  (>=67%) John (71.43%)
Jeff (71.43%)


thumbsup.  (50-66%) Ted (60.00%)
Ed (50.00%)


thumbsdown. (26-49%)



thumbsdown.thumbsdown. (<=25%) Jr (14.29%)
Ed T (14.29%)
Kirk (14.29%)


too many f'n losing weeks...getting real old real quick....this is our 4th straight losing week...we have lost 6 out of 8 weeks...that's not good at all...we have to find ways to win...



TOTALS FOR WEEK #8
Ed R John Jr Ed T Jeff Ted Kirk
TOTAL %

thumbsup.thumbsup. 1
6
1
1 10 0 4 26.14%
thumbsup. 2
1 3 3 2 1 4 18.18%
thumbsdown. 1 5
5
5
1 2 3 25.00%
thumbsdown.thumbsdown. 6
1 4 4 0 10 2 30.68%
POWER RANKINGS -9 6 -8-8 21 -215

1 shooter in double digit positives ....2 shooter at single digit positives....0 shooters at break even...3 shooters in single digit negatives....1 shooter in double digit negatives....

2ND HALF YTD
Ed R John Jr Ed T Jeff Ted Kirk
TOTAL %

thumbsup.thumbsup. 1731181586824 30.76%

thumbsup. 15
28 3518131938
25.66%

thumbsdown. 272730215 2921
24.73%

thumbsdown.thumbsdown. 27
17 19200 327
18.86%

POWER RANKINGS -32 29 3 -13 180 -58 51



1 shooter in triple digit positives...2 shooters in double digit positives ....1 shooter at single digit positives....Jr went from double digit positive to single digit positive....0 shooters at break even...0 shooters in single digit negatives....3 shooters in double digit negatives...Ed T went from single digit negative to double digit negative.....only people with "ed" in their name are negative...can we start shooting better please...

1ST HALF YTD
Ed R John Jr Ed T Jeff Ted Marty
TOTAL %

thumbsup.thumbsup. 145519201022612 29.74%

thumbsup. 27
35 3340242018
23.62%

thumbsdown. 452136363 5020
25.30%

thumbsdown.thumbsdown. 38
17 24211 3146
21.34%

POWER RANKINGS -66 90 -13 2 223 -40 -70



1 shooter in triple digit positives...1 shooters in double digit positives...1 shooter in single digit positives....0 shooters in single digit negatives....4 shooters in double digit negatives...any chance one day I can look at the end of the half and see EVERYONE in the positives???  I bet if we ever do we come in 1st place and win the half...LET'S GOOOOOOOOO.....



GAMES RECAP
801-1 -- John starts the game with an 11...John chcuks a 13...Ted chucks a 6...Ted chucks a 3....our 1st loss...

801-2
 -- Jeff hits a ton...Ed T chucks a 2...Ed T chucks a C-rule....our 2nd loss...

501-1 -- John, Kirk, Ed R, John all miss the in...Kirk gets in...Johnny hits a ton...our 3rd loss...

501-2 -- Jeff gets in...Jr chucks a 17...our 4th loss...

Cricket-1 -- Kirk shoots 2, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 1....Ted shoots 1, 5, 2, 0, 0, 0, 0....yeah 4 squat shots in a row from the 2nd player doesn't help...our 5th loss....

801-3 -- Ed R chucks a 17...Jeff follows that up with a ton...Jeff hits another ton...Jeff hits another ton...Ed R chucks a C-rule...Johnny takes the game out for our 1st win...

801-4 -- Ed T hits a ton...Kirk takes the game out...our 2nd win...

501-3 -- Jeff gets in...Jeff hits a ton...Johnny takes the game out...our 3rd win...

501-4 -- Kirk gets in...Ed T chucks a 7...Jr follows that up with a 17...Ed T hits a ton...our 6th loss...

Cricket-2 -- Jeff shoots 3, 3, 4, 0, 2, 2  ... John shoots 2, 3, 2, 1, 1, 1 ... our 4th win...

501-5 -- Kirk, Ed T, Jr, Kirk, Ed T all miss the in....Jr gets in...3 missed outs and our 7th loss...

501-6 -- Jeff gets in...Johnny hits a ton...Jeff hits a ton...Jeff takes the game out for a "Game of NoocH" and our 5th win...

501-7 -- Kirk gets in...but our 8th loss....

501-8 -- Jeff, John, Ted all miss the in...Jeff gets in with a 152....Jeff hits a ton....Ted busts on a 134...Jeff takes the game out for his 2nd "Game of NoocH" and our 6th win...

Cricket-3 -- Ed T  shoots 1, 2, 2, 1, 3, 1, 2 ... Jr shoots 4, 3, 2, 0, 2, 2, 4 ...our 9th loss...and we lose the night 6-9....



THE QUOTES




CONCLUSION

we are 8 weeks through this 2nd half...it's really really hard to watch how inconsistent everyone is....I can't tell from week to week what to expect from everyone....consistency is the key.....we have 2 winning weeks and 6 losing weeks so far....it's not fun not winning...can we please start having some fun?????   next week we play the cops away....let's try to start winning right in time for a playoff run....


YTD LEADERS

Average - Jeff (76.66); High Score - Jeff (180); Tons - Jeff (40 @ 24.84%); % of shots over 40 - Jeff (92.55%); Double Ins - Jeff (24 @ 64.86%); Double Outs - Jeff (20 @ 60.61%)

Cricket Average - Jeff (3.29); >=3-mark rounds - Jeff (34 @ 64.15%); Overall Win % - Jeff (66.07%); Fines (low) - Jeff (9)



And by popular demand...other people wanted to see their names too...so I guess the only way to do that is to put up a YTD Loser Leader section...unfortunately I don't think you want to be on this list...

YTD LOSER LEADERS

Low Average - Ted (43.66); Low Score - Ed T (2); % of shots under 40 - Ted (43.69%); Missed Ins - Ted (7 @ 70.00%); Missed Outs - Jr (23 @ 92.00%)...

Low Cricket Average - Ted (1.32); 0-Mark Rounds - Ted (12 @ 26.09%); Overall Losing % - Ed R (70.00%); Fines (high) - John (35)